The Pig Who Was a Wizard - Chapters 6-8

Sorry I didn't post for so long! Hope you like it! (P.S. I'm working on a sequel to this, so hang tight!)

Chapter 6: Disguise

“Are you sure about this, Wip?”

“Of course, Bess. I’m the brains, Nee-Haw’s the strong guy, and you are… never mind. Let’s talk about this later.”

Yup. I’ve decided to stay here. Well, for a little while. But remember how I said that somebody would recognize us? Well, for a strange reason, I know how to make myself turn into a human. I never even knew these kinds of things were in my brain. I guess I am the True Wizard after all!

“Homo-sapiens-spectra!”

Chapter 7: Up To Date

Remember in Chapter 1, when I said that me, D.D., Nee-Haw, and Bess would be in a cave? Now is the time.

It was because of D.D.

He was actually more curious than I was. So guess what happened? He got lost.

“Wait. I picked up a scent!” Nee-Haw said. “This way!’

The scent led us to the cave. We found Doodle Doo, but he said:

“Run.*gasp, gasp* Just run!”

“From what?” Nee-Haw asked.

But D.D. didn’t have to answer. Because they were already chasing us.

Chapter 8: Smart

The spiders took one look at us and said, “Identify yourselves!”

“W-wait! Do not shoot your arrows at me, or I’ll hit you with a laser beam!”

“Are you sure we should attack them, Master? I don’t want to be hit by a laser beam...” I could hear one of the spiders whispering.

“Very funny! Like you know how to cast spells,” said the ‘Master.’

“I got an idea, Wip! Spiders are scared of people bigger than them. Make Nee-Haw super big, and the spiders will run away!”

Bess never lets me down. Because it worked.

Ginorminous grol!

Nee-Haw turned into the size of a house!

“ Ahhh! He’s the True Wizard! Retreat!” The spiders crawled out of the way.

"Woo-hoo!" we all shouted. Well, not D.D. I think he wetted his feathers.